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weirdlandtv:

Statue of Rosie the Salmon, mascot of Sekiu, WA.

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paper-mario-wiki:

paper-mario-wiki:

universities in america are called Michigan University and universities in england are called Our Lady Beverly’s Dunwich Moor Academy For Gifted Little Boys

of all the ways i thought people would react to this post, i was not anticipating the #1 reaction to be “Michigan mentioned! This is means for celebration, my fellow Michiganites!” im sorry you guys dont have much else to celebrate over there.

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school assignment, making a storybook illustration for a quote. i chose watership down.

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virtualherovranger:

wintermutal:

wintermutal:

wintermutal:

hot take: silent hills PT was literally a masterpiece of horror and i am still, two years later, fucking ASTOUNDED by every aspect of it like it is a damn TRAGEDY that it was cancelled because Kojima did more with one (1) hallway than 45768689 horror franchises did in their entire runs and thats just the tea 

i posted this in 2018 and just rewatched a lets play 4 years later and i did not know that in 2019 they found out that the player model for lisa (the ghost of the woman who was killed) constantly tails very closely behind you for the entire game and all the sound effects and voiceovers emanate from her, which is why everything sounds so close and intense lmao. dudes just keep pulling fast ones on us with that bad boy

here’s the full video and context for what the link in the second reply is essentially parroting. and for the record lisa does not follow you “the whole time” only during a specific point until a certain criteria is met

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sabertoothwalrus:

several folks over the years have made condensed lists of Adventure Time episodes for people that want to watch the show, but don’t want to watch all almost-300 episodes and just want to watch what’s relevant to plot. So I’m doing the opposite of that.

here’s my list of Adventure Time episodes for people that don’t want any indication of what’s happening with the plot:

• City of Thieves
• Rainy Day Daydream
• The Eyes
• Loyalty to the King
• To Cut a Woman’s Hair
• Guardians of Sunshine
• Death in Bloom
• Belly of the Beast
• The Limit
• Hitman
• Still
• Thank You
• Marceline’s Closet
• Paper Pete
• Five Short Graybles
• Web Weirdos
• Dream of Love
• Beyond This Earthly Realm
• BMO Noire
• The Hard Easy
• Up a Tree
• Mystery Dungeon
• The Great Bird Man
• Princess Potluck
• Shh!
• Time Sandwich
• Red Starved
• Little Brother
• Thank’s for the Crabapples, Giuseppe!
• Joshua and Margaret Investigations
• Ghost Fly
• Everything’s Jake
• Jake the Brick
• Dentist
• Chips and Ice Cream
• Be Sweet
• Mama Said
• Blank Eyed Girl
• Hall of Egress
• Beyond the Grotto
• Blenanas
• Diamonds and Lemons

I mostly tried to pick the funniest ones, but there are a few episodes that are just Nice and I like them a lot so I included them anyway. Most of these you can watch in any order with little to no context and they should still make sense on their own. Enjoy ✨🌈

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runmienn:

Idiots in class (both groups are failing)

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hatingongodot:

I rewatched Akira earlier today. It was a strange 4D experience bc I started developing a sinus headache juuust around the time Tetsuo started developing his powers, culminating in a full blown migraine when he started mutating. Incredibly immersive viewing experience. Hated it

powerburial:

0ttosbackinpurgatory:

ophilosoraptoro:

Do not go to the Memphis TN Bass Pro Shop high!

What the fuck.

lockedtomb-described:

topchomp:

her divine highness, first lieutenant of the cohort, emperor’s life guards, heir to the emperor divine, first of the tower princes–

[Image description: A drawing of Kiriona Gaia from The Locked Tomb. She has neck length red hair and wears a crown of leaves and bone. She wears white trousers, gloves, a scabbard belt, high brown boots, and a white military jacket and cloak with skulls on the epaulettes. Her jacket is open, showing a large wound in her throat and chest that is full of teeth. She holds her rapier by the pommel, pointing it downwards. She puts the other hand on her hip. She smirks. There is a purple-white halo behind her head. The outlines of bones surround it. End description]

just-illegal:

lily-stabby:

So imagine a DnD character who’s whole motivation is ‘X guy killed my parents and I need to find them’ and the party just thinks 'ok, revenge quest, that’s normal’

But when they finally find the guy the person with dead parents is just like “Hey buddy, long time no see. It’s a shame we got separated, here’s some money” and they’re super chill.

The party is just confused and goes “Wait, why are you giving him gold?”

The guy just goes “Cause I owe him money?”

The party “But he killed your parents???”

“That’s why I owe him money!”

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hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

One time I was working as a waiter at a burger joint where the fries were tossed in salt and coriander and as I was bringing food over to the table for these two huge beefy guys one of them asks what the green stuff is so I go “it’s coriander” and his friend goes very seriously “he can’t have coriander” and I’m thinking shit ok maybe he’s allergic and guy 1 starts pulling up his sleeve to show me something and I’m thinking shit shit shit he’s probably breaking out in hives rn and it’s my fault but he just shows me his arm and he has this huge cursive font tattoo that just says “I fucking hate coriander”

You’ll never believe what this post is about

Guys it’s. Coriander is cilantro. It’s just different words for the same thing I was making a silly joke

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everyzig314:

nek-ros:

knights but in an arthropod kind of way. the shell molts and they keep getting bigger

Honestly I have thought for a while “What if there was a fantasy RPG like setting, but the more HP you get the physically larger you become”, with megabeasts like dragons being the final stage of the life cycle of adventurers.

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mirthandir:

somethingintheforest:

bettedavisgf:

i love catching the occasional glimpse of an iceberg of booktok drama that i will never understand ❤️

ok its almost 11pm so this isn’t going to sound coherent.

there’s this booktoker with over a million followers who basically makes tiktoks about ‘‘‘‘‘spicy’‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘‘ books. one of the genres she loves is smutty sport novels. this in turn gets her intrested in actual real sport and she starts publicly thirsting over real athletes. this results in her going to real life sporting events and screaming “krack my back” at real life people (the team is called the krackens or something idk sports and its a play on ‘break my back’) the wife of the player being trageted finds out about all the public thirsting and makes a public statement very politely asking for the sexual harrasment to stop. the tiktoker takes offence at this and starts saying she’s the reason why the sport/team is so popular now. the tiktoker and the wife have a bit of a back and forth which results in the wife reciving harassment for having the gaul to politely request people don’t sexually harrass her husband.

don’t quote me on any of that. this video (x) explains it a lot better.

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